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My house is haunted and the ghosts are getting on my last nerve! Please help us! Very Serious!

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I have tried smudging, prayers, forcefully making my demands known and these ghost can't take a hint. They make noise all night long, make a mess of the basement and they are constantly disruptive. I have collected lots of shocking and remarkable EVP's but none with an answer of what they want or why they are bugging us. I have tried to ignore them and live together but enough is enough. There doesn't seem to be any competent paranormal investigators out there and the last group that came to our home they just had the s*** scared out of them and they won't come back. I'm sick of their games and I want some peace in my home for good What can I do besides moving or burning the house down. Please folks this is no joke I am very serious about this. I am disabled and just got out of the hospital from major complications from surgery, My Fiance' is 5 months pregnant and Has MS, Her son that lives with us is Autistic and 6yrs old. We are dirt poor and can not afford to have some fraud come in to our home take the money we don't have and feed us a line of crap claiming they are psychic. Please help me! Please!
K

Well, there are a number of things you can do.

First, if this is a joke, you can have a nice cup of coffee or whatever relaxant turns you on.

Second, how sure are you that these are ghosts, and not perfectly normal phenomena, such as local teenagers having it off?

Third, do this phenomena occur when the 6-year old son is not around? Is he causing them deliberately or through poltergeist activity?

Fourth, is anyone else in the house undergoing puberty or in a state of sexual frustration? That often produces poltergeist activity?

Fifth, there are quite a number of television producers that would love to come visit you. Why don't you give "Ghost Hunters" a call? Or the National Enquirer newspaper?

Sixth, the American Society for Psychical Research will investigate at no charge to you.

http://www.aspr.com/

Have a nice evening ..... play some spooky music...... watch The Sixth Sense....and leave some popcorn out for the ghosts.

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S

If this is a genuine problem and not a joke, then how do you know its ghosts? It could be rats in the cellar, bats in the roof or any other natural phenomena. The one thing it could be though, is the fact that I notice you have a six year old. There is something called Telekinesis that usually occurs around a child. We all have electricity in our bodies, and it has been proved by scientists that children can 'send out' this energy which can cause poltergeist activity. Maybe let him stay with relatives for a few days and see if the problem stops. I noticed that your wife is pregnant, that can be causing her son to mentally react in this way, causing telekinesis, especially as you say, he is autistic. As this is a quite old post, hopefully it has been sorted out, if not then look into this.

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B

Like a child that acts out in negative ways for attention sometimes entities do the same.Do not feed this need for attention through force or appeasement, simply ignore, and when the entity(ies) stop getting "fed", in a positive and/or negative way they will simply move on to better feeding grounds.This is easier said than done,but start by focusing your attention and energy into things that are edifying to the ones you love and yourself. Stop "feeding" these "strays" and they will move on.

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V

The night that the so called paranormal team came to investigate I was the one responsible for collecting the EVP evidence because I am a skeptic and the stuff I heard like "Sara it's on your back" was from no one in our group Sara was one of the investigators that happened to be standing with her back to the exact focal point or nexus of bad energy when that particular EVP was taken. This is in no way a joke! Our house was built in the late 1800's. I have become a believer since I have started living here!

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B

It sounds to me as if you have some critters living in your basement. Raccoons are the most likely culprit. The first thing I recommend is checking your house for points of entry. Another is to consider calling an exterminator or animal control. I know you said your financial situation is poor, but for the sake of your sanity, you may have to bite the bullet on this one.

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W

If I were you I'd call an exterminator. I know you said you are not rich, but I believe they will take a look and only charge you if they find something. Ask when you call.

Lots of critters can make noise all night, and they could easily be living in your basement. I would check that out before I'd jump to any paranormal conclusions.

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C

Well, It seems that you posted this question awhile back ago and you have not been on since. So either the problem is not a problem no more or it was a joke. If you still need help contact me back. I have the answer you need to take care of your situation.

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A

Contact the James Randi Foundation they are offering 1 million dollars to anyone who can show proof of paranormal phenomena. This prize money has been available for more then 2o years.....unclaimed.

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W

Maybe call a priest? I think that might work? or am I thinking of something else?

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Maybe, you have rats in the basement.

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